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Fernando The love
bandit
Want some good, steamy love songs for someone who appreciates
the tender approach, call and book, "Fernando"
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Sam Scarecrow
A good performer for balloon twisting during the fall
season and appearing at picnics. Twists balloons and
paints faces.
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Singing Telegram Cop
Want to arrest someone for getting 30/40/50 without
a permit? Call and book our Constable, W.E. Ketchum
and he'll lay down the law, with or without the cuffs!
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Leghorn Louie
Our singing telegram bird, will sing a special song
along with happy birthday or any other standard song
along with hat, horn and telegram.
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Dr. Mel Practice
She's turning 50 and you want to know what's shape
she's in? Call and book our resident physician. He
makes house calls and will give her a complete physical
ending with the rubber glove! Laughs and songs!
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Nate Nerd
He says he went to school one year behind the girl who's
having the 40/50/60th
birthday but she would never give him a tumble - she
only dated the star players and he was a chem/bio/computer
geek! Now he's getting even!
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Monty Montana
The last of the singing cowboys, getting ready to head
back to Great Falls for the round up, stops in to help
the boys in the bunk house celebrate a birthday for
an attractive little filly at the ranch!
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Bonzo
(Free balloons)
The missionaries in Africa taught Bonzo how to sing
"Happy Birthday" but he didn't want to leave,
he had a good life but.....book him and find out!
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Pinky
(Free balloons)
Most people have seen pink elephants on Monday am but
you can see the pink gorilla anytime of day or night.
Songs and toasts by an unusual bonzo.
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The Viking
Ole Olson and his sidekick, Sven, yust came down from
Brainerd to get their annual supply of snoose and lutefisk
and heard someone was celebrating a birthday. Well,
call and book Ole for the rest of the story.
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Construction chief
Ace McSpade shows up at your place of work, measuring
and stepping off for new construction in your office.
You mean the company didn't tell you they were cutting
your office in half and putting in new workers? Call
& book Ace
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The Auctioneer
Want to auction off someone's working parts? Call Smarty
Marty and he'll get top prices for everything. Going
once, going twice.....Sold!
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The Genie
Punjab will come to your work place, home or other to
tell your fortune and send someone to the dark places
if you wish.....!
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Mr. Wunderbar
A high-class performance especially good for 50th anniversaries,
Mother's Day, Valentines and other specials. Good music
and scripts!
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